Split personality

I write like

Chuck Palahniuk

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A small sample of my current writing is like that of Chuck Palahniuk. Mmmm.

I write like
David Foster Wallace

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But the whole first chapter is more like David Foster Wallace. Blimey.

I write like
Stephen King

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More bizzaro - my short story in Sushirexia is like...Stephen King? That doesn't seem possible. I like how he writes about writing, but, um. Really?

I write like
H. P. Lovecraft

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Is my short story in New Writing Scotland in somewhat in the style of Lovecraft? Beats me.

But the two short stories I've edited over the last month?

I write like
William Shakespeare

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HOLY SHIT! I knew it. Finally, some confirmation. The other story?..

I write like
Stephen King

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Oh balls.

Yes, it's time for time-wasting tool of dubious value of the day - I Write Like -

Check what famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them to those of the famous writers.

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